Holy Forking Shirtballs: The Good Place x Bad Place Merger

Welcome! Everything is fine. Well, maybe everything isn’t so fine after all. While the Medium Place had previously served as a solution for its singular tenant, people are becoming increasingly average on planet Earth, and a growing amount of people no longer qualify for either the Good Place or the Bad Place. In light of recent events, Neighbor 12358W and the Afterlife Architects Council is attempting a pilot project in which the Good Place and Bad Place will coexist– meaning, the good and the bad of the world and afterlife merged into one community. The Good Place is committed to retaining the joy and peace of the Good Place, while the Bad Place wants to ensure its residents remain equally miserable. With over 1000 miles of space, the Architects have plenty of room to work with, but this is quickly proving to lead to even more disagreements and tension amongst the team. A variety of concerns have come up against the leading Architects– including how to select the pilot residents, the usage of Good Janet and Bad Janet, and the abolishment of the Medium Place… and let’s not even discuss the infamous issue of Jeremy Bearimy. After all, Pobody’s Nerfect and neither is the afterlife.